Teacher-Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student-Shaadi..

Teacher-Nahi,
mera matlab hai kya banoge?
Student-Dulha Banunga...

Teacher-Ohho,
I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge?
Student-Dulhan.

Teacher-Abe.,
matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student-Bahu launga...

Teacher-Haraamkhor...
Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
Student-Pota...

Teacher- Hey bhagwan..
Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai.
Student-"Hum do hamare do jitna hote he hone do"..