Teacher-Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student-Shaadi..

Teacher-Nahi,
mera matlab hai kya banoge?
Student-Dulha Banunga...

Teacher-Ohho,
I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge?
Student-Dulhan.

Teacher-Abe.,
matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student-Bahu launga...

Teacher-Haraamkhor...
Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
Student-Pota...

Teacher- Hey bhagwan..
Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai.
Student-"Hum do hamare do jitna hote he hone do"..

Once a smoker was smoking at the airport.........
A gentleman came & asked him.
How much do you smoke a day?
Smoker:- Why are you asking such a question?
Gentleman replied:-If you had collected that money instead of smoking,the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.
Smoker asked that gentleman:- Do you smoke?
Gentleman:-No.
Smoker asked:- Does that plane belongs to you?
Gentleman replied:- No.
Smoker:-Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine

[Smoker-Vijay Mallya].


Moral of the Story:-Unnecessary advice is injurious to health.

Meat lovers gain more weight over time: Being a little less carnivorous may help you stay slim.

Election commissioner SY Quraishi termed Tamil Nadu a 'notorious state' for the prevalence of cash for vote scams, unhappy with the undemocratic deterioration of political standards in the state.

In an internal discussion note, the EC has blacklisted 25 IAS and IPS officers of Tamil Nadu from the ensuing Tamil Nadu assembly elections.

Regarding the role of money in the past elections, the EC has received many complaints from opposition political parties, media reports and NGOs about the distribution of cash during electioneering campaign.

What's happening here is not capitalism gone mad, but the merger of the State and the Corporate interests - the original definition of fascism. In free markets (ideally) the power to decide lies with the local communities as a result of private property. Unfortunately, because of poor land reform in India, people living for thousands of years in the land are being evicted for the sake of corporate interests.

After Supreme Cout's Judgement/observations on skewed development which is leading to dispossesion of land from tribals, without adequately compensating them,the maoist just happen to be taking advantage of the mess.

Tum Agar Saath Dene

Tum Agar Saath Dene Ka Vada Ka

ICAI charges high fees from students, it provides no class room teaching to equip them with the fine nuances of financial auditing. The only meaningful interaction that a student has on the way to become a CA, is with the senior CA who gives the young rookie a chance to get mandatory articleship.


It is high time the government takes a close look at what these up coming auditors are taught at that early stage. How to make fake balance sheets, fake profit and loss accounts, fake account books, fake vouchers, enter fake entries, and manage fake receipts and what have you. In short, a new generation is equipped with dangerous weapons to sabotage the economy of the country. They are trained to make a Satyam happen every day. How can the graduates of this institute of lies be expected to be loyal to the government of India. Articleship is all about picking up the tricks of a trade that thrives on loopholes.

IIT post-graduate gives Rupee its symbol
Too many ideas have crept into this symbol. The English letter “R”, the Hindi script for”Ra”, a Horizontal line to match the British pound, US Dollar and Euro symbols

it reminded me of the USSR flag. You just have to rotate the sickle and hammer until the hammer handle is horizontal.. And you have the rupee symbol that has got the nod.

Can a leader trust a yes man?
Why should (should not) a leader trust a yes man?

The question was around trusting a yes man....Yes men are malleable and easy to walk over (like sand). For a leader, trusting someone means relying on them to tell you the truth (even when it hurts or is unpleasant). Figuratively, you "build your house" on them. Would you build your house on sand?

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*शिक्षा नहीं कोई कारोबार, यह है जनता का अधिकार*
*सबको शिक्षा एक सामान, मांग रहा है हिंदुस्तान*
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"Those who have the privilege to know, have the duty to act." Albert Einstein
"The only thing necessary for Evil to Flourish is for good men to do nothing" Edmund Burke

Arthashastra and Neetishastra.

1) A person should not be too honest. Just as straight trees are chopped-down first, honest people are taken advantage of first.
2) An egoist can be won over by being respected, a crazy person can be won over by allowing him to behave in an insane manner and a wise person can be won over by truth.
3) Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it? What the results might be? And Will I be successful?
4) Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.
5) If you get to learn something even from the worst of creatures, don’t hesitate.
6) The four greatest enemies of a man are - the father who has taken a loan, the characterless mother, the beautiful but promiscuous wife and the stupid child.
7) The world’s biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman.
8) There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.
9) A woman is four times as shy, six times as brave and eight times as lusty as a man.
10) Prostitutes don’t live in company of poor men, birds don’t build nests on a tree that doesn’t bear fruits and citizens never support a weak administration.