Sunday, July 25, 2010

Once a smoker was smoking at the airport.........
A gentleman came & asked him.
How much do you smoke a day?
Smoker:- Why are you asking such a question?
Gentleman replied:-If you had collected that money instead of smoking,the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.
Smoker asked that gentleman:- Do you smoke?
Smoker asked:- Does that plane belongs to you?
Gentleman replied:- No.
Smoker:-Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine

[Smoker-Vijay Mallya].

Moral of the Story:-Unnecessary advice is injurious to health.


Lalit Sharma said...

very good joke, thanks for post this.

Michael said...


h Bothra
was born in Mumbai 1968, in Marwari family from a

Rajaldesar village in Rajasthan. When he was aged about 16. He

decided to quit his further studies, because his ambition was to

become an excellent businessman. After quitting his studies he

decided to start his business. In Present days his Business is popular

by brand name Mercury, which is sold and uses his product

Worldwide by common people.