Monday, July 26, 2010

Teacher-Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student-Shaadi..

Teacher-Nahi,
mera matlab hai kya banoge?
Student-Dulha Banunga...

Teacher-Ohho,
I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge?
Student-Dulhan.

Teacher-Abe.,
matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student-Bahu launga...

Teacher-Haraamkhor...
Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
Student-Pota...

Teacher- Hey bhagwan..
Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai.
Student-"Hum do hamare do jitna hote he hone do"..

1 comment:

Michael said...

Rajesh

Bothra
was born in Mumbai 1968, in Marwari family from a

Rajaldesar village in Rajasthan. When he was aged about 16. He

decided to quit his further studies, because his ambition was to

become an excellent businessman. After quitting his studies he

decided to start his business. In Present days his Business is popular

by brand name Mercury, which is sold and uses his product

Worldwide by common people.